Post by Simply_Uneque on Mar 23, 2004 14:52:40 GMT -5
1) A gentlemen or lady always lays their cards on the table before the strip poker begins. It is imperative you confirm that your date for the evening has no delusions of grandeur about a future together. There are still lovers who walk among us as unfit for casual sex they rely on the intimate embrace to show you how much they care, or convince themselves that you care. The responsible cad or cadette weeds these personas out of the mix by being upfront about his or her intentions.
2) That said, it is uncouth to beat off a dead horse. Let us say the conversation is stimulating and the sex is even more so. Let us say your bedmate suggests doing it again sometime as they head for the door. It would be unseemly to begin hyperventilating and gasp, between breaths, "I...am...not...looking...for...a... relationship," as if you had just completed a marathon and they had suggested a brisk walk in the country to blow away the cobwebs. Perhaps they would simply like to be your booty call.
3) To invite a new friend back to one's house and then seem to find their presence unwelcome is only a degree less cruel than inviting an acne-ridden dork to your lunch table in order to poke fun of his dress sense. It's not necessary to actually like your one-night stand, but it's not polite to act as if you did.
4) Conversation should be kept light and airy; it's expected that the subjects of life goals and family dysfunction will be avoided.
5) Lovers would do well to remember that a thick, foreign accent is a delightful accessory to a one-night stand. In particular, persons whose native language is of the Romantic variety make ideal partners. It is uncouth, however, to fake a foreign accent in order to get laid.
6) It is perfectly acceptable to use the encounter to experiment with acts that you consider out of character -- why, you have only just met! Ladies and gentlemen who fail to talk a little dirtier or get it on a little kinkier are missing out on half the fun.
7) Because this act is not the beginning of a beautiful relationship, it would be inappropriate to rely too heavily on niceties such as lovey-dovey eye contact and mushy make-out sessions, lest your partner in crime get the wrong idea. Hard-core butt pirating is infinitely more apropos.
8) A gentleman or lady is always discreet. Just because this person is a complete stranger to you does not guarantee they're a stranger to everyone in your social circle. (You would do well to log on to Friendster.com if you doubt the veracity of this statement.) Thusly, of you must brag, avoid mentioning their name or any distinguishing birthmarks (assuming, of course, that you exchanged names.)
Let's discuss our one-night stands... if any!!!
2) That said, it is uncouth to beat off a dead horse. Let us say the conversation is stimulating and the sex is even more so. Let us say your bedmate suggests doing it again sometime as they head for the door. It would be unseemly to begin hyperventilating and gasp, between breaths, "I...am...not...looking...for...a... relationship," as if you had just completed a marathon and they had suggested a brisk walk in the country to blow away the cobwebs. Perhaps they would simply like to be your booty call.
3) To invite a new friend back to one's house and then seem to find their presence unwelcome is only a degree less cruel than inviting an acne-ridden dork to your lunch table in order to poke fun of his dress sense. It's not necessary to actually like your one-night stand, but it's not polite to act as if you did.
4) Conversation should be kept light and airy; it's expected that the subjects of life goals and family dysfunction will be avoided.
5) Lovers would do well to remember that a thick, foreign accent is a delightful accessory to a one-night stand. In particular, persons whose native language is of the Romantic variety make ideal partners. It is uncouth, however, to fake a foreign accent in order to get laid.
6) It is perfectly acceptable to use the encounter to experiment with acts that you consider out of character -- why, you have only just met! Ladies and gentlemen who fail to talk a little dirtier or get it on a little kinkier are missing out on half the fun.
7) Because this act is not the beginning of a beautiful relationship, it would be inappropriate to rely too heavily on niceties such as lovey-dovey eye contact and mushy make-out sessions, lest your partner in crime get the wrong idea. Hard-core butt pirating is infinitely more apropos.
8) A gentleman or lady is always discreet. Just because this person is a complete stranger to you does not guarantee they're a stranger to everyone in your social circle. (You would do well to log on to Friendster.com if you doubt the veracity of this statement.) Thusly, of you must brag, avoid mentioning their name or any distinguishing birthmarks (assuming, of course, that you exchanged names.)
Let's discuss our one-night stands... if any!!!
you liked that shyt I was like my expression stayed the same from beginning to end GET A CLUE you were WACK 
The last one I had was toe curling, moma slapping, off da hook/chain good. I just wish I could find her number