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Post by Auset on Nov 5, 2003 15:54:50 GMT -5
What are some of the love tricks you got up your sleeve for when he or she acts up?
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Post by The_Realist on Nov 12, 2003 9:45:02 GMT -5
well.. check these apples out.. this is what i said i'd do if my Husband cheated on me.. and yes, i must warn everyone, it's dirty.
If my husband should cheat on me.. and i find out.. i will act like we can work it out and what not.. ..meanwhile.. i'm enlisting in Alanon (a group for alcoholics and victims of alcoholics).. let them know that i have a husband with a secret drinking problem and when he drinks, he ats violently and i and my kids if i have them would like to get help to get myself (and my kids) out of the situation and environment.. and i'm way too scared to call the cops when he acts out. ..Alanon will work with you to get all the major assets transferred over into your name so that you can divorce him and not have to worry about losing everything.. and after all of that is complete.. he will go to work one day, and he will come back with the locks on the doors changed and his stuff boxed up in the front yard.. and i'll have my lawyer contact him with the divorce papers, because i will have restraining order on him by that time..
Alanon works wonders.. ha.
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yes, i know it's dirty of me.. but, it's dirty to be perfidious.
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Post by Auset on Nov 12, 2003 14:33:24 GMT -5
Yeah girlie, that's a tip right thurr! You know I never even thought of that before but dang girl it makes sense and it's far from outlandish, I mean at least your not going to flat tires. But icecream in the tank works good too! LOL!
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Post by Tori on Nov 12, 2003 15:24:16 GMT -5
When my fiance is up to no good and I've caught him, I never tell...I act extra sweet, buy him little gifts, treat him real good until he just can't take it anymore and confesses! I works y'all I never wanted to come at him with some MY GIRL SAW YOU...so this works so much better. That is only if I didn't see it with my own eyes. Now if I see it then I can't be held responsible for my actions...
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Post by The_Realist on Nov 13, 2003 14:10:38 GMT -5
see.. if you are into messing up cars... might i recommend Aqua Net Hairspray on the exterior.. makes the paint bubble and peel... Sugar or Dog Food in the Gastank... Relish under the trunk mat; it stinks up the whole exterior and not even Febreeze can get it out.. if it's winter time, shaving creame on the windshield will make it so he has to replace the windshield...
but, that's not my style... i get people where it hurts; emotionally.. i'm not into the destroying property-thing.
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Post by Auset on Nov 13, 2003 20:42:00 GMT -5
Girl you sure nuff gave some tricks to the trade. I had a homegirl from back in the day and we hadn't talked in a while and then her man put his foot in her behind and landed her in the hospital so me and my girls got suited up and did the damn thing to his ride, feel me. Ha, that was what two years ago maybe one but it still is fresh in my mind, the one last time to be bad days!
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